matturday:

we took alex’s cat for a walk

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…

savetheprincesses:

monsieurberds:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

Remember that one owl movie about aliens

I remember that one owl movie about aliens. I couldn’t sleep for a week.

askcaligulasaquarium:

turntechgoku:

capsicle-ameriderp:

bacon-booty-queen:

basicperfectionist:

fartass:

dirkstridersironicwaifu:

Jade and Karkat are borderline pornographic.

Yes good.

john and equius pop their pussies at a club

Rose and Equius make retarded comics together

Ok

tavros and gamzee go skinny dipping together

Kanaya and Dirk make out in the shower.

jake and gamzee pop they pussies at da club

Terezi and Jake are both closet bronies.

I knew it.

Eridan and Feferi hold hands at the park.

DIES

askcaligulasaquarium:

xximmaeatjooxx:

mpreg-loki:

eccentricpacifist:

nutellaavenger:

frostbitewalnut:

theitaliansniper:

ludwiggermany:

Tom Hiddleston fans.

PLUG YOUR HEADPHONES BEFORE LISTENING!

Words: I will be the first man to kiss you. To bed you. Whether you come willingly or not, you will be mine, and mine alone. Do you understand?

Hnnnnnng.

Hey guys what’s u-

SWEET BABY JESUS-

ohsghurfdhgfiudfghdfgf oh wow oh god

logm i literally stopped and stared into the distance agjolasdf

take me now dsjkjsdklnfds

askcaligulasaquarium:

yoiplait:

deredereprincess:

willfosho:

potatosac:

wHAJT

omfg I showed this to like a million people. XD RELAX ASH RELAX

oh my goD 

FRICJKK THIS IS ALWAYS MAKE ME ALUGHJING GFUCKG

IM CRYUNG FJDF

mtrench:

tyleroakley:

mmmlibertyy:

JUST PRESS PLAY

It’s physically impossible for me to not reblog this.

this song man

obscurebside:

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10knotes:

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payingmoreforyourdyingwish:

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memphisgayfire:

ashbyology:

iloveparkercannon:

n1all3r:

jalexisgay:

heartssopure-:

sspectacular:

tomlison:

FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

literally same

THERAE RE FUCKING TEARS ON MY FACE 

THIS. IS. PERFECT.

oh my fuck 

literally sobbing omg gOD BLESS

same

om sgf inm yellin g

GO D BL E SSS THIS IS ACTUALLY SO GOO D JES US